Bones summary mockage

[ladysophiekitty]

So I was watching Bones season 1 this morning which had me craving for some good BB fics. Usually I stalk the favorites page of authors I like but this time I was insane and decided to search through The Pit. Cramps are making me bitchy so yay mockage post.

Formerly MAN IN THE CORVETTE. Title Change. Booth & Brennan working cases, starting a relationship, and taking in two teenage girls? It's an awesome story. Plenty of BB fluff. Parker cuteness. Plus appearances from the squints. What more could you want
Calling your own story awesome is making me not want to read it. Want to know who can get away with it? Stephen Colbert. What more could I want? Well, my own personal teen!Booth for one thing. But I'll settle for a summary that actually, you know, SUMMARIZES.

Booth, Temperance is dead. But is she? That is the question my friends! I do not own Bones or any of the charachters.
Who knows? I mean, Buffy came back from the dead twice. Hey, even Booth did once. And Bones has been rather Soap Opera-ish lately. Brennan could be next!

set in The Boy in the Shroud, this is mostly how I pictured myself in the show. Cheesy and stupid and crazy I know, but I can dream, LOL, mostly about the family between Booth and Brennan and the street kid! Fluff soon to come xD
I guess I should be grateful that there doesn't seem to be any "writing myself in so that all the characters and I can have a kareoke contest!" or giving any of the characters the middle name Ethalfridge. Looks better than the last write myself in fic I read. But honestly, writing yourself in fic is usually a bad idea. If you're going to do it, at least don't come right out and say it because most people don't like reading self-inserts.

3rd Chapter Up! This is the story of Bones and Booth before they met,how they met,and what happened afterward.Alternate world for the television series Bones with the old characters. My first Bones fanfiction. Don't forget reviews! B/B and Ang/Hog
Ang/Hog! My new OTP. Did this summary confuse anyone else?

Chapter 1 of my first Fan Fiction. Based about 2 years after the Santa in the Slump. Temperance finnaly admits feelings she has for Booth to herself
I was thinking Santa in the Slump was possibly the prequel to this story, but that was asking for too much. Just because the show's writers seem to have a hard time remembering researching things and remembering past story lines doesn't mean that you can. Really? All it takes is going on IMDB and saying, "ohhh okay, it's The Santa in the Slush"

My first FanFic! Please comment! I'm only 12! be kind! haha review and alert and favorite mee :
Again, summaries that SUMMARIZE would be nice. Though considering that the title is Who's the Father? I think it's pretty easy to guess. I also wrote fanfic when I was 12 (which sucked), but I had the sense to pretend that I was 16 and not use my age for a reason as to why I should get reviews. 

B/B pairing of courseeee. Bones hears something she's not supposed too in the diner... read to find out! OnEsHoT. kinda short sooryy. tell me if i should contine.
What's with dragging out all of the vowels (including silent ones)? **coughSEEEEEEEELEEEEEY BOOOOOOOOOTHcough**  And the random capitalization? And homophones. I sometimes make mistakes while writing, but I always try to make sure everything in my summary is spelled correctly and that I use proper grammar and everything before posting it since that's the thing that DRAWS PEOPLE IN.

Okay, I think my brain has had enough melting. I give up.

Comments

[greatbriton.livejournal.com]

I giggled and giggled. Thank you so much for posting this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_missmargaret_/]

Bad!Fic summaries FTW!!!

I also wrote fanfic when I was 12 (which sucked), but I had the sense to pretend that I was 16 and not use my age for a reason as to why I should get reviews.
&hearts.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

There actually is some good stuff at the Pit of Voles. Try any of the following:

The Bet by hpaich

The Mirror of a Bad Dream by K Elizabeth

The Killer in the Classroom by Bloodwrites.

But I agree most of it makes me weep blood tears.

[accordingtomel.livejournal.com]

ROFL! That kind of stuff really annoys me and I cannot fathom to this day why ANYONE would ever read stories with those "summaries". I wouldn't even consider it in a million years. But maybe I'm just a snob ;). Those definitely made me laugh though ;)

[iamtheliquorr.livejournal.com]

Chapter 1 of my first Fan Fiction. Based about 2 years after the Santa in the Slump. Temperance finnaly admits feelings she has for Booth to herself

idk about you but I'm sold

I enjoy watching my brain cells euthanize themselves one by one

[tempertemper.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. I needed that :D

[housem24fan.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, that stuff is BAD! :[

though it definitely had me laughing! :D

Oh, how many of those horrid things are drifiting about the net...it's frightening really.