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ladysophiekittySo I found this great site that's sort of like madlibs, only for drabbles (http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/) . Right now I did it for Angel, but I'll probably go back later and do ones for my other fandoms. Anyway, thought I'd share.
I'm Dreaming Of A Hot Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Angel sat cheesily on a bed, sipping purple eggnog.
He looked at the fantastic cross hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Cordelia had hung it there, just before they looked at each other cunningly and then fell into each other's arms and snogged each other's nostril.
If only I hadn't been so polka-dotted, Angel thought, pouring a triangular amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Cordelia might not have got so sizzling and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a loud tear and held his toenail in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sparkling voice lifted snarkily up in song.
I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
Just her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.
Angel ran to the door. It was Cordelia, looking sexy all over with snow.
"I missed you huskily," Cordelia said. "And I wanted to snog your nostril again."
Angel hugged Cordelia and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Cordelia said.
"I think so too," Angel said and they snogged each other's nostril until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted werewolf butt and lived awkwardly until Angel got drunk again.
I'm Dreaming Of A Hot Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Angel sat cheesily on a bed, sipping purple eggnog.
He looked at the fantastic cross hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Cordelia had hung it there, just before they looked at each other cunningly and then fell into each other's arms and snogged each other's nostril.
If only I hadn't been so polka-dotted, Angel thought, pouring a triangular amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Cordelia might not have got so sizzling and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a loud tear and held his toenail in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sparkling voice lifted snarkily up in song.
I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
Just her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.
Angel ran to the door. It was Cordelia, looking sexy all over with snow.
"I missed you huskily," Cordelia said. "And I wanted to snog your nostril again."
Angel hugged Cordelia and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Cordelia said.
"I think so too," Angel said and they snogged each other's nostril until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted werewolf butt and lived awkwardly until Angel got drunk again.
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Date: 2008-12-14 08:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-14 09:29 pm (UTC)Would you like some? Very delicious. It's an old recipe handed down through the generations, though I'm afraid no one can make it as well as my grandmother can.
After that we can get drunk on eggnog and snog each other's nostrils! Doesn't that just sound grand? I've been told I have great nostrils. :P