The Sporkage Continueth
Sep. 13th, 2008 08:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Just when you think names for stories couldn't get any worse, you get Ethelfridge.
Ethelfridge!
.....
Ethelfridge
And to top it off it's in a karaoke fic.
Summary: I and my friend go to Hogwarts and hold a Karaoke contest! Special apperances!
“Caramac, you’re freaking me out.” Amy said, feigning fear, “Stop it!” she finally yelled.
“What if we use this little gadget to go to a little ol’ castle.” She dipped in her pocket and revealed a long, pointed stick.
“ I’m surrounded by invociles, we are going to go to Hogwarts!”.
“Ohhhhh. Right! Why?”
Carmel’s smile widened, “You do have the karaoke machine, right?”
Last time I checked, the word was 'imbeciles'. And surrounded? One person does not a crowd make.
And anyway, her friend seems to be taking this idea rather well. Personally, if someone pulled out a pointy stick and said (in all seriousness and not playing Hogwarts (or Sailor Moon or whatever else) like I used to do with my friends) that we were going to Hogwarts, I'd have to assume they were,
A) Insane,
B) Insane,
C) Insane, or
D) All of the above.
“Brilliant! A chance for I, Draco Ethelfridge Malfoy, to become the famous star he is predicted to become!”
Have I mentioned Ethelfridge yet?
Also, apparently Scully is a sex kitty, because she "mewed" at Mulder after she kissed him in this one story.
If my sporkage posts start to annoy you, let me know and I will try to contain it.
Ethelfridge!
.....
Ethelfridge
And to top it off it's in a karaoke fic.
Summary: I and my friend go to Hogwarts and hold a Karaoke contest! Special apperances!
“Caramac, you’re freaking me out.” Amy said, feigning fear, “Stop it!” she finally yelled.
“What if we use this little gadget to go to a little ol’ castle.” She dipped in her pocket and revealed a long, pointed stick.
“ I’m surrounded by invociles, we are going to go to Hogwarts!”.
“Ohhhhh. Right! Why?”
Carmel’s smile widened, “You do have the karaoke machine, right?”
Last time I checked, the word was 'imbeciles'. And surrounded? One person does not a crowd make.
And anyway, her friend seems to be taking this idea rather well. Personally, if someone pulled out a pointy stick and said (in all seriousness and not playing Hogwarts (or Sailor Moon or whatever else) like I used to do with my friends) that we were going to Hogwarts, I'd have to assume they were,
A) Insane,
B) Insane,
C) Insane, or
D) All of the above.
“Brilliant! A chance for I, Draco Ethelfridge Malfoy, to become the famous star he is predicted to become!”
Have I mentioned Ethelfridge yet?
Also, apparently Scully is a sex kitty, because she "mewed" at Mulder after she kissed him in this one story.
If my sporkage posts start to annoy you, let me know and I will try to contain it.