Why Ten would Fail as a Salesman

[ladysophiekitty]

Ten: You can come with me if you want! But you're not replacing my other friend and I'd rather she was here and basically I'm going to talk about how much better it would be if she was here.
Martha: Great...

Ten: We could travel around the universe together and reminsece about our childhood and everything. But you'd basically be my prisoner.
Master: Kill me now. NO, I'M NOT REGENERATING.

Ten: He's just like me! Except genocidal and depressed and kind of like I was when we first met! Also HE WAS BORN IN BATTLE and he's a real fixer upper. Enjoy!
Rose: What?

Except for the most part (minus the Master) they end up going along with it after all. The companions do, anyway. No wonder none of the creatures the Doctor meets takes him up on his offer of "leave them alone and I'll find you a happy new peaceful place to COEXIST"