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While looking for Harry/Hermione stories at The Pit, I came across this summary: "Every man looks for a half-Swedish, half-Japanese, permanently 25-year-old, 5ft 8in bisexual gymnast with a penchant for slutty cocktail dresses and an erotically feisty side that meant arguments about the bills always deteriorates into sex" HP/HG

Me: Bwah?

I'm kind of tempted to read the story just to see if it's snark worthy.