Shipping Meme

You give me a fandom, and I'll list:

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship:
"You are one sick bastard" ship:
"I dabble a little" ship:
"It's like a car crash" ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship: